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pizza:

mozzarella-cheese:

Fun fact:

Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top.

Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx

ahh shit well this is awkward

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Posted 3 hours ago

SHE F*CKING GLANCES DOWN!

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I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Me:Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.

Spider:Omg man I didn't see you there.

Me:We cool?

Spider:Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.

Me:Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.

Spider:Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.

Me:So...can I get out now?

Spider:Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.

Me:Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?

Spider:Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

Posted 3 hours ago

i’m still waiting for my princess diaries transformation

where are you paolo

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Posted 3 hours ago

nic0tine-kisses:

the-stars-above-shine:

Amen

i only made this 2 days ago notes what

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zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

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